When she came up to me she immediately started touching my penis. While performing the lap dance she unzipped my pants this has never happened to me before during a lap dance. Before I knew what was happening she was trying to have intercourse with me for no additional money. I ended up pentrating her about 2" deep for about 10 seconds. Then I put my shirt over my penis and she continued to grind against me with the shirt in between my penis and her body.
I recently met a guy with a sexual secret. He was 39, in great shape, and in his spare time was a CrossFit athlete. But he had diabetes, and he told me that it made him impotent. Besides, an erect, on-demand, rock hard schlong that could go for hours?
In faking it, we teach men that they are so good at jackhammering in missionary position that they can make us come with rapid thrusts alone. So yeah, someone has probably faked an orgasm with you. Nothing kills a boner in any gender like being forced to the finish line.
One intrepid soul on Reddit used his Clone-A-Willy with success. He just gave her the clone as a present without comment. Aaaand she re-gifted his penis in the worst way.